"This place has incredible potential given the location, but it is severely overpriced for what you actually get.
First and foremost, keep a close eye on your credit card. The hotel tacked on an unauthorized, "significant" charge after checkout. When I called, they claimed the Expedia rate was too low, so they just helped themselves to the incidental card I provided at check-in. The manager never called me back, but thankfully Expedia agreed it was completely shady and refunded me.
As for the actual stay:
The "Service": Our room was never serviced after the first night. Since there are no phones in the room, I had to physically walk to the lobby for fresh towels, where I overheard other guests complaining about the exact same issue.
The Room: Outdated, tacky, and features a tiny vanity. The toilet paper didn't even have a holder—it just sat on top of the tank.
The Vibe: Incredibly cluttered. Walking through the property feels like navigating an antique shop or a crowded garage sale. No in-room coffee makers, parking is limited, and the front desk is rarely staffed.
Amenities: The hot tub was so cloudy and poorly maintained that we hard-passed. Breakfast is a bare-minimum continental spread with zero proteins or eggs.
It is absolute madness that this place costs half the nightly rate of the Hotel Californian. Do yourself a favor: gladly pay double to stay there for 100 times the aesthetic, service, and accommodations."