Hotels near Porth Joke

"This was most probably one of the worst hotels I have ever stayed in. We knew as soon as we saw the outside it was going to be grim!!!. The reception guy was nice enough. Firstly he went to put us in a room on the 3rd floor. When i told him i was disabled he moved us to the 2nd floor. Luckily he got the lift working. But what he didnt mention was thst to actually get to the room ypu need to go up 2 flights of stairs. When we finally got to the room the corridor carpet was filthy. Once we entered the room, the room itself was ok. I was too frightened to look at the matress as there was no protecters but after a 9 hour drive all we wanted was a good nights sleep. I then opened the bathroom door and the stench was unbearable id never smelt anything like it. We opened the window wgich did very little.. my friend who suffers from sinus problems was up most of the night with terrible sinuses. I had to spray purfume on my pillow to overcome the smell. Whem we awoke the following day exhausted with headaches as during the night the fire alarms went off twice. We looked at online reviews and read that the smell was septic gas. We were horrified to read that it can actually kill you so we considered ourselfs very lucky . Outside parking reads reserved but we parked for free . We also sneaked 2 dogs in No breakfast facilities or onsite restaurant. Overall Newquay has seriouslly declined so wont be visiting again. Hotel needs to be condemed as its a death trap Do not go"

"Everything about this place was nice and fun - staff were super friendly and supportive. Food and drinks were lovely. Location - amazing."

"Was not a good hotel really. Thought we’d stop Off rather than drive home. Was dated yes staff friendly on the desk. Went up to room looked like someone left drop turd on floor at end of the bed. I walked straight back out and handed keys back. I’d rather do The 150 miles than stay in that room. Some people say it’s nice, that’s ok if you drink. We don’t drink really fair enough on the piss it’s doable. If ya sober I’d say it’s not so great. The turd mark on the floor put me off fully I took the drive option. Make sure you get insurance staying here, just in case you want a refund. 👍 "

"Rooms are of a ver good standard and location is fantastic "

"As always the staff at the OYO Newquay are the reason I regularly stay here. They are very professional and personable, diligently solving any issue a guest may have. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!"

"Friendly staff, a beautiful spa and absolutely stunning views. Thank you for making my birthday stay so special ❤️"

"This guest house in the centre of Newquay is perfect. Very comfortable bed, nicely appointed room with 6 accessible power points, Good shower with plenty of room and great water pressure, nice bedding, a view to die for from room 15. Decent size smart TV, nice lighting and accessibility. They even provide a telescope for your use. The breakfast was varied and generous. The owner was very pleasant and communication was spot on. When we got up for breakfast we were genuinely shocked at how many other guests there were, the rooms were so quiet we thought we were alone. We were allowed to leave our bags for a few hours after checkout whilst we looked round the town. We arrived by train and it was a very short walk from Newquay railway station. There is also a bar and pool table that looked very welcoming although we didn't use either. It's clear that no corners have been cut here, none at all. A lovely stay, a great owner and we will definitely be back. Highly recommend."

"friendly staff excellent breakfast.very good evening meal "

"Super friendly staff made us feel so welcome in a lovely hotel in a stunning location ."