"By far one of the worst hotel experiences I've ever had.
The room looked nothing like the photos advertised. Whoever took those pictures deserves an award for creative fiction. As for the "double" beds, they might be suitable for two of Snow White's dwarfs, but certainly not for two average-sized adults.
The hotel's approach to cleanliness is perfectly summarized by their generous offer: "Skip daily room cleaning and receive a free drink." Judging by the condition of the room, it felt less like a promotion and more like a warning. To make matters worse, the shower's hot water appeared to be on holiday as well—it never progressed beyond mildly disappointing.
The Wi-Fi deserves special recognition for its dedication to preserving the internet experience of the late 1990s. After connecting to the hotel's network, I waited approximately 15 minutes for Gmail to load. Had I sent a carrier pigeon, it might have delivered my emails faster.
Breakfast was equally underwhelming. The selection and quality were both below average and did little to improve the overall experience.
In conclusion, if this hotel is your only available option, I would seriously consider exploring alternative accommodations. A bench at the train station may offer fewer amenities, but at least it won't pretend otherwise."