Biarre Hotels

"Basic done brilliantly the staff were amazing comfortable beds in amazing tranquility i had the best night sleep in a long time. Great breakdast buffet"

"The rooms were clean and spacious, staff friendly and was in the centre and of town so easy to walk around. We didn’t choose breakfast "

"Basic but comfortable motel. Good food. Safe parking outside room. Have use three times & will stay again. Convenient for autoroute to Calais."

"This hotel is 2 kilometres outside the centre next to a motorway exit so a car is a big advantage but there is an occasional bus into town. There isn't much to do or see in Noyon but the hotel is economical for the area so you can get around from there."

"Great night sleep thanks"

"Great location and safe to park"

"We booked the suite room in this family run Château. We came away without the children for a weekend of peace & quiet but the family have children and a baby, the baby cried during the day and in the evening we heard a lot of banging on the floor above our room. It’s not pleasant if you want time away from kids. The room was tired and breaking, the bed was hard and the pillows were big square decorative pillows not sleeping pillows. it did not make for a comfortable sleep. The kettle was incredibly dirty and the bottle of water they state that every room comes with, was literally a flask filled with tap water. The outdoor pool was dirty with a lot of Algae at the bottom and we had to use a coffee cup to fish out all the dead bugs in the hot tub before we could use it as there was no pool net available. We paid €160 for a couples massage that we specifically requested was a deep tissue massage for just the head, neck, shoulder and upper back, but was given a non deep tissue full body massage. "

"Not your usual stop over hotel, this seems to be a wedding venue that also lets rooms when they can. The house and grounds are amazing and a real privilege to visit. Friendly staff. Couldn’t get the EV charging to work, seemed to be an older Tesla charger."